A pompous ass named Joe Ribaudo
Ol' Joe has an ego plain to us all,
but as the wise man says, "Pride goeth before the fall"
Now I like Ol' Joe I must report,
for without him I'd have no sport!
He's an "expert" on the mine-he believes this is true,
but how can you find Jacobs gold at Lake Havasu?
Now what should cause in this day, time, and age,
for a fool like Joe to become a sage?
The internet now enables Joe to be heard,
and from his trailer he can spread his word.
Be careful Joe that no one finds the "treasure",
for without this silly quest you would have no pleasure.
A little man made big by this internet site,
a seeker finding the Dutchie's mine is your worst fright.
