My Friends, The Search I

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Dear Fellow Explorers, <br> <br>I have spent the last 15 years of my life in search of the lost dutchman's goldmine, and today, my search is over. I have found it ! It is more beautiful than I had ever expected. Nuggets the size of large rocks ! The glimmer from the gold is almost blinding ... It will take much man-power and many years to remove it all. Unfortunately I am completely lost. I can't seem to find my way out of here. So, I am asking if anyone would be willing to come and find me ? If you find me, I will share half of the gold with you. Please hurry, I am very hungry ! - The Lost Frenchman

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Do what I always do: click my heels together 3 times, repeating "theres no place like home", then run around in a circle until you get sick. It won't get you home, but it will take your mind off of things.