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TheDude · Post by **TheDude** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 6:21 pm

How many people are either divorced or on the verge of one due to their relentless search for the lost mine?

Old Boy Scout · Post by **Old Boy Scout** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 6:27 pm

My wife asked me that same question!

lazarus · Post by **lazarus** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 7:13 pm

My wife and I only fight when she finds Gold bars and all I find are dirty old rocks...
and then she expects ME to carry the Gold bars back to the car.
It just isn't fair!

Joe Ribaudo · Post by **Joe Ribaudo** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 7:39 pm

Dude,

If you are experiencing this problem, you are spending too much time with your wife. Try this: Next time you come home from prospecting, if your dog doesn't growl at you, leave immediately and stay gone a little longer. When you come home and the dog growls, but doesn't bite, you have stayed away the correct amount of time. It will take the dog (and the wife) a few days to get used to having you around, which will be the perfect time to make another trip.

Normally payment is due on the day of treatment, but I will send you a bill this time.

Respectfully,

"Doc" Joe

TheDude · Post by **TheDude** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 7:48 pm

I'm not married..... anymore HA!

Knun · Post by **Knun** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 11:11 pm

Dude,
Ever been to the Supes?

TheDude · Post by **TheDude** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 11:17 pm

Nope.......never been there

lazarus · Post by **lazarus** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 5:16 am

Hey Old Boy Scout,
how about you...
have you ever hiked the Supers?

Old Boy Scout · Post by **Old Boy Scout** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 5:30 am

I have been hiking around em lately!

lazarus · Post by **lazarus** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 5:55 am

OBS,
yesterday the weather was great. Did I see you out there with your wife and son?

Old Boy Scout · Post by **Old Boy Scout** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 10:12 pm

Nope I was getting my new pool put in!

lazarus · Post by **lazarus** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 6:14 am

OBS
does your wife know you are having wet dreams about Gold? I wouldn't want you to wind up divorced like Dude.
There...I lightened up!

Lost Dutchman Goldmine

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Dude....wheres my car???