General Black Jack Pershing

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buscar
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General Black Jack Pershing

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The President should read this and try it, it may just WORK!??
We need more people like General Black Jack Pershing in government positions nowadays!


General Black Jack Pershing was born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, MS, he died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C. Highlights of his life include:
1891 Prof. of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
1898 serves in the Spanish-American War
1901 Awarded rank of Captain
1906 Promoted to rank Brigadier General
1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
1916 Made Major General
1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
1924 Retires from active duty Educated West Point

Just before World War I, there was a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by Muslim extremists. So General Perishing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts for execution. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists. Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won’t even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those virgins) and doomed to hell. The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist’s bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th man go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world. Maybe it is time for this segment of history to repeat itself, maybe in Iraq? The question is, where do we find another Black Jack Pershing?

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Buried In Bullshit.

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Buscar,

There are many "Black Jack Pershings" out there. They are all buried in P.C. Bullshit.

Rest assured.....After we have a few hundred thousand of our people killed in their cities, we will see them with a vengeance. In the end, our enemies will pray for pigs.

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Post by Newjerseyman »

TAKE THE CHALLENGE ADDICT! COME ON RIBAUDO-YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO STAY OFF THE BOARD ONE WEEK? CAN YOU "QUIT ANY TIME" ADDICT?
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