A Joke or Two

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ThomasG
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A Joke or Two

Post by ThomasG » Sat Apr 27, 2019 9:48 am

Want to brighten up someone's day with innocent fun?

When you go into a Papa Murphy’s pizza as you pick up your order they will ask you : Do you have any questions? (temperature, timing, etc.)

Say, Yes. I do have a question. As they stop to answer you say: You know the Big Bang, created energy and out of that energy came matter and the fabric of space. Right? So if the Big Bang created energy and space where did it happen if there was no space before?

They listened, smiled and were entertained — then said: That’s a good question and they laugh a little. It breaks up the monotony of their day, .Being kind to people is not a bad thing!

Thomas

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Re: A Joke or Two

Post by Somehiker » Thu May 16, 2019 4:35 pm

Betcha didn't get an answer Thomas.....probably because the subject is all over their heads.

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Re: A Joke or Two

Post by Somehiker » Thu May 16, 2019 4:37 pm

WAY over their heads !!!

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Re: A Joke or Two

Post by Oroblanco » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:46 pm

Stolen from FB - the next time the checkout clerk in any store asks you "Did you find everything?" Reply - "Why, are you hiding something?"
"We must find a way, or we will make one." --Hannibal Barca

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